Putting Up Numbers· college football

Texas’ penalty yards with Hollywood Smothers and without Hollywood Smothers

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Against what the season’s ratings expected, Texas was 16.4 yards under with Hollywood Smothers and 68.2 yards over without Hollywood Smothers over its last 25 games, 6 games against 2. The plain averages are 42.2 and 124.5, a difference of 82.3. All 5 unranked opponents were with Hollywood Smothers. All 3 nonconference games were with Hollywood Smothers.

Hollywood Smothers, running back: 283 rushing yards, 69 carries and 11 receptions in 6 of those 25 games.

2 games without Hollywood Smothers is still too small a sample for the statistics to say much, but maybe you can find something if you squint.

penalty yards a game over expected

A −84.6 difference in penalty yards over expected with Hollywood Smothers vs without Hollywood Smothers is a bit unusual: shuffle which games were with Hollywood Smothers and it comes up 7 times in 100.

A −82.3 difference in penalty yards with Hollywood Smothers vs without Hollywood Smothers is a bit unusual: shuffle which games were with Hollywood Smothers and it comes up 7 times in 100.

The games

with Hollywood Smotherswithout Hollywood Smothers
Texas’ games, last 25 games, each marked with Hollywood Smothers or without Hollywood Smothers
SideDateGameResultpenalty yardsExpected
Dec 7, 2024vsGeorgia (neutral)L9446.8
Dec 21, 2024vsClemsonW1059.9
Jan 1, 2025vsArizona State (neutral)W6752.2
Jan 10, 2025vsOhio State (neutral)L5443.4
Aug 30, 2025@Ohio StateL5053.2
Sep 6, 2025vsSan Jose StateW11563.9
Sep 13, 2025vsUTEPW7866.9
Sep 20, 2025vsSam HoustonW7061.6
Oct 4, 2025@FloridaL7056.1
Oct 11, 2025vsOklahoma (neutral)W3155.9
Oct 18, 2025@KentuckyW5063.8
Oct 25, 2025@Mississippi StateW6171.1
Nov 1, 2025vsVanderbiltW7064.9
Nov 15, 2025@GeorgiaL5860.0
Nov 22, 2025vsArkansasW7256.9
Nov 28, 2025vsTexas A&MW7855.3
Dec 31, 2025vsMichigan (neutral)W10354.5
Sep 5, 2026vsTexas StateW3560.2
Sep 12, 2026vsOhio StateW1257.0
Sep 19, 2026vsUTSAW8858.5
Sep 26, 2026@TennesseeW11558.6
Oct 10, 2026vsOklahoma (neutral)L6156.7
Oct 17, 2026vsFloridaL1556.3
Oct 24, 2026vsOle MissW13453.9
Oct 31, 2026vsMississippi StateW4262.9

Method

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  • Expected is an offense and a defense a team, fit over every 2026 game between two teams in the table with the game being read left out, minus 1.4 for the home team (the edge the fit finds once strength is in), nothing at a neutral site.
  • Each expected number is then fit to the season’s games: a game bears out about 27% of the difference the model predicts.
  • The shuffle keeps the season’s shape: the games are cut in two where one date leaves the least variance, each game is read against its stretch, and the sides are shuffled only inside each stretch.
  • Who played is read from the schools’ box scores’ participation lists for 7 of these 8 games; in the other game a player is counted as in it when the box score has a stat for him.
  • 17 games in 2024 and 2025 are neither with Hollywood Smothers nor without Hollywood Smothers: Hollywood Smothers had no game for the team those seasons, and sit out.